When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
so i got some amazing presents but one of the best ones was -
cause if you don’t think i’m going to be drinking out of han’s crotch for the foreseeable future then i don’t think u know me very well.
Jooleeyat: I know jaan! There's nothing we can do! I can't live without you.
Abu'Rumeo: Neither can I, ya noor Allah. Let's kill ourselves and join in the afterlife!
Jooleeyat: Astagfir'Allah. That's haram. Bye.
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